Racing is a serious buisiness, if your into F1 Grand Prix, WRC, NASCAR or BTCC. But this is short oval racing, its cheap (ish) and great fun. If you have no sense of humour, leave this page now! Otherwise click the links below and lets have a laff.

The section where I reveal why I have given nicknames to certain drivers. Most of them have taken to their names and have them in their cars or use the names in Chat Rooms.

A section of compleatly made up stories of what I think has happened to folks who no longer race at Warton.

A totally pointess competition section, with no prizes, big or small. Don't e-mail its just for fun!

Not for the faint hearted... Enter if you are not squeemish.

De-ja-vu is when you have an experience, that during it, you feel like you have had before. A good example would be Saint being beaten by his younger brother, Little Saint. But sometimes you look at someone, or something, and think, 'OMG its....'. Well this is the part of the site where I confirm your thoughts, or clear up any confusion.

The best bits from the made up celeb publication, well worth a look.

You can race, but can you hide from the long nose of the SnOrKMiEsTeR.

Below is a list of one off funny stuff, that doesnt really fit in anyother section and possibly will never get added too.

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